Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.
Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??
I have a dire need for this.
omg it’s so cute
So by my house is an ice cream place called ChillN. It makes ice cream that’s frozen using LIQUID NITROGEN! So they get the base - ice cream or frozen yogurt - and then they add the flavor (say you order Nutella ice cream, they add actual Nutella to the base. Same for the other favors). Then, they put it into these mixing bowls and start mixing, and then in the middle of mixing they just shoot out a bunch of Nitrogen and I swear to God that shit looks like a fucking witch’s cauldron. After that, they add the “Mix-N’s,” and there you go. Fucking Nitrogen ice cream. The reason is that since it cools it super fast, the ice crystals don’t grow as big so that you get INCREDIBLY smooth ice cream. It’s literally the coolest shit ever.
(Ice cream pictured above: Nutella with marshmallows and caramel)
It’s like Creamistry!
LET ME TELL YOU HOW GOOD ICE CREAM MADE WITH LIQUID NITROGEN IS.
No, I had never heard of this company before. My dad owns a container of liquid nitrogen and we make ice cream with it and it’s so fucking delicious. I don’t think you guys understand.
It’s the best motherfucking ice cream you’ll ever taste.
why do you ship the thing?
*pulls out binder full of laminated pages and photos, opens presentation on powerpoint, pulls up podium*
I’m glad you asked
Case’s house (Inside I)
This is so amazing and beautiful.
I gasped when I saw these.
MICHAEL CINCO Couture Fall 2013
this seems so perfect
imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you.
I love this photo so much, being so free.
this woman lying in a nasty ass puddle clutching a big gulp and y’all talking about nirvana and shit smh
people on tumblr are weird
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
sam and dean making out in the rain with cops closing in and blood trickling from their millions of wounds from the weeks they’ve spent on the run, just kissing and kissing and kissing with the taste of tears and rainwater and blood in their mouths, hands holding each other’s necks and heads and hearts, breaths coming fast because they both know they’re about to die
I wonder if anyone thinks it through that they are biological brothers before they write this stuff?
ARE YOU SERIOUS??
THIS ENTIRE TIME I’VE BEEN SHIPPING INCEST??????????????
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME OMG
This is a time where a comma is really needed.