December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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We're all going to be such messed up parents.
w-r-i-s-t-s: deepazure: missredaholic: soldmysoultotheripper666: Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter: Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods. YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something. Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway. Music shall be your life. Rock out always! And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes. VERY FUNNY...
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
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My therapist: Something you like about yourself?
Me: I'm pretty good blogger.
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Tumblr: the place where you realize you're not as...
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
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In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
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I wanna be on a new reality show. →
funniest10k: One house. 20 people addicted to internet. Cameras everywhere. ONE COMPUTER. We’ll all slaughter each other  Previously on One Computer: Today on One Computer: Next week on One Computer:   Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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Tumblr - Fuck off with your Missing-e threat.
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sunshien: as much as i like I Am Legend it’s the last 15min that ruins it daddY LOOK IT’S A BUTTERFLY no fuck off stop it
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