Fan Mail Explained Without Bullshit Marketing

joetheblogger:

  • It’s a direct messaging service
  • You access it through the Send A Fan Mail button inside your inbox
  • Fan mail can’t be directly published to your blog
  • Replies are sent directly/privately to the person who sent the fan mail to you
  • Replying to them does not delete the message from your inbox
  • They have awful fonts
  • They have no character limit
  • Links work

So basically it’s all the functionality you complained about losing from the ask system in it’s own system… with shitty fonts.

Me when I find the Tardis,
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why